Shinpachi continues to run to find Gintoki.
He then suddenly transforms into something from Fist of the Northstar and there’s a mini opening and introduction sequence in this style. The world then begins to sway and fades away again.
The real opening has been redone in MSpaint.
Shinpachi is back to normal and when he arrives at Gintoki’s house the place is a mess. He then sees all Otose and Caren with the citizens of the redlight district who want to improve their rank. Shinpachi then tries to run away over the rooftops but falls into an alleyway.
Before they catch him he is rescued by Gintoki and Sougo who take him to their hideout where Kagura and Hijikata are as well. They kick Hijikata out since he doesn’t really care about his rank. Kondo and Hasegawa are also there but have changed into Kagura and Takasugi’s clothes. Katsura is in handcuffs due to unknown reasons, it has something to do with cycling through a wildlife park. Sadaharu is beating up Elizabeth.
They take refuge in a hotel where they decide to protect their ranks, when they part both the Yorozuya and the Shensengumi intend to wipe each other out to dominate the top positions.
While drinking on the roof Shinpachi spots Tsukuyo now at no.9. Otae, Kyuubei, and Saachan are just ahead. They pass by eachother, Tsukuyo knocks Otae’s no.15 off. Tsukuyo offers her, her no.9 but she turns it down. The she breaks the no.9 so that they can share it.
This turns out to be their plan as they will get higher ranked characters to join their ‘idol group’, Diamond Perfume until they’re no.1. Shinpachi’s empty drink can falls off the roof and he’s attacked with throwing knives when he runs away to warn everybody, he is met by Sougo who has his sword to Shinpachi’s throat, and Hasegawa hanging naked from the cieling his rank having been reduced to no.256.
The rank numbers were updated for the ending theme.